Al-Sahab, the video division of "al-Qaeda," the terrorist group named after a database because American intelligence officers were unable to read Arabic, has posted on yet another "jihadist website" (one of many sites apparently enjoying the same sort of immunity as porno sites) the following:

Drum roll please…

"After a long absence by the shaykh of mujahidin, whom we have missed as well as his speeches, some news is being leaked indicating that Shaykh Usama Bin Ladin, God protect and preserve him and make him a thorn in the throat of the enemies, will make an appearance. The news indicates that Al-Sahab Media Establishment, which specializes in publishing Al-Qa’ida leaders’ speeches, has recently finished producing a video featuring Bin Ladin’s speech to the entire Islamic nation," according to the United States Central Command website.

No word if the stand-in with a shorter, wider nose, darker skin pigmentation, and about fifty extra pounds—you know, the Osama who "confessed" to the events of September 112, 2001, and made sure to record a video tape (using the world’s worst video camera) of this supposed confession in Jalalabad, Afghanistan, left out for the neocons to find, the tape Rumsfeld declared to be proof positive—or if they’ll use the guy with the flattened nose who appeared exactly three days before the 2004 election, thus reminding us all that Osama remained to be "smoked out" in good old boy fashion.

"Furthermore, the poster of this note maintains that the speech includes several messages to the 'mujahidin’ in Iraq, the Palestinian People on 'the capitulation choice which HAMAS gave in to,’ the Riyadh Arab summit, the 'fears’ of America and its allies of the establishment of the Islamic Caliphate state in Iraq, and the 'good tidings of victory in Iraq and Afghanistan,"" CentCom concludes.

In other words, according to Al-Sahab, Hamas is comprised of wimps—because, as we know, pointless suicide bombing works so much better, especially for the Zionists—the CIA-ISI created and nurtured Taliban, that is until they outlived their usefulness, are declaring victory at the moment the Germans are signaling they may not have what it takes, preferring a reconnaissance role over actually killing Afghan sheep herders. Of course, as Mossad is a key player in the Spook Monolith, it makes sense "al-Qaeda" would address the failure of Hamas.

It is, as well, strange "al-Qaeda" would target Palestinian Authority and Hamas leaders, assassinate and behead them, blow up internet cafes and businesses selling alcohol, and slaughter prostitutes, etc., as we are told, by none other than the Mossad front website DEBKAfile.

Of course, it really is not so strange, as Israel has worked black flag ops for decades now, funding and nurturing Hamas itself, while the Anglo spooks, with heaping help from Pakistan’s ISI, created and unleashed both "al-Qaeda" and the Taliban.